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About Me Member Political Writer AMasterIsOut20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Months
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I am out

Wed Oct 7, 2009, 9:16 PM
Today the door was left open. Someone forgot to lock it or even to close it so that I could not go outside. A master is out.

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I am just some master that got out. Keep your doors locked and make sure a master does not get out of your house. The master is a very dangerous invasive species that will disrupt the current ecosystem in your area.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Out.
  • Interests: Being out.
  • Personal Quote: A master is out.
  • Tools of the Trade: Legs.

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Comments


:iconhell-on-a-stick:
where is the lice
they are in the place
where is the place
it is with the lice

--
Behold! I am that which must always overcome itself. - Friedrich Nietzche
Now you can buy my book here!--------->>> [link]
:iconamasterisout:
They really are everywhere.
They crawl around in one's intimate hair.
They spread disease and despair.
:iconhell-on-a-stick:
to the rats in europe
they bound the plauge
now they can be seen
crawling up thy legs

--
Behold! I am that which must always overcome itself. - Friedrich Nietzche
Now you can buy my book here!--------->>> [link]
:iconamasterisout:
They rape and pillage
in the middle of Sag Harbor Village.
:iconhell-on-a-stick:
and carry the cookies and chilren away

--
Behold! I am that which must always overcome itself. - Friedrich Nietzche
Now you can buy my book here!--------->>> [link]
:iconemothemurdok:
I SEE YOU

--
Tell James Marsters his new love interest is a cement block, he'll have chemistry with the cement block. We'd all ship S/CB, and when JM looked at the block just so, we'd post, "wow. CB looked hot tonight."
:iconsalshep:
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never know dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine awayyyy


This song is awful. You deserve it.

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-- #TheNecronomicon ... f'htagn!
:iconamasterisout:
You are too kind. ;/
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